1. Why is there ALWAYS an enormous queuing in front of the library?
You sort of get free WIFI there and a number which
refers to a proper “computer work place” you’re getting. But why are there like
200 people (no exaggerations this time) waiting every Sunday?
My theory: You
get a free beer for any book you lend. Otherwise, I can’t explain this
phenomenon
2.Why does the “Thing you put your hand on” never move as fast as the escalator itself?
Whenever you’re on an escalator in Paris – And I
swear, it happens all the time (in malls, libraries and most important metro
stations), you just want to go up- or downstairs easing your arm on the
handrail of the escalator…
Either downwards - because it moves to slow, or your hand has already reached the top while your feet are still struggling on the middle
of the stairs. Seriously,
My theory: The city wants you to come in contact with
other travelers by awkwardly bumping into them from behind on an escalator
3. In which hole are the “Parisiens” hidings on Sundays?
I mean: Seriously, where are you people of Paris? On metro line 1
(which goes from Hôtel de Ville over Louvre, Champs Élysées and Place d’Étoile to la Défense) you can hear any language being spoken – expect for French. Okay, well, if I
wasn’t showing around my best friend from Germany this weekend, I’d probably
stay in bed the whole day.
4. Why aren’t the French able to pronounce English names in English?
Germans speak of the film “Gravity” as Americans. If
you hear French people talking about it you might wonder why you never heard of
that new film “Graahwiti”. Oh, it’s in cinemas now? Kay, and there’s a guy
called “Schorsch Cluny” in it? Never heard of him, sorry.
My theory: They don’t want to. Anything non-French has to be made French.
My theory: They don’t want to. Anything non-French has to be made French.
Which leads me, in contrast to that, to my number 5...
5. Why aren’t the Hollywood-movies synchronized, but do have stupid French subtitles?
Are there any further explanations necessary? Nope.
My theory: Maybe the government wants to improve the English skills of their people ?
My theory: Maybe the government wants to improve the English skills of their people ?
(as referred to in 4.)
6.How can the people living in Paris always have time for relaxing in a café but running around like fools in the metro?
Maybe they aren’t actually relaxing. In reality they probably
just sit there for 2 minutes and you just don’t see them changing their places?
That seems very likely to me, because the average citizen of Paris orders an
espresso (I predict because of money issues).
It’s so common here that they even call it “café” in the menu. That ends up pretty crappy for people like me who are positively surprised about the low prize for a coffee and negatively surprised when their tiny espresso finally arrives.
My theory: The metro has a different time dimension than the “vie dans la rue” and the same amount of time is compressed to a shorter period. That’s the reason people always have to run to get anywhere in time.
It’s so common here that they even call it “café” in the menu. That ends up pretty crappy for people like me who are positively surprised about the low prize for a coffee and negatively surprised when their tiny espresso finally arrives.
My theory: The metro has a different time dimension than the “vie dans la rue” and the same amount of time is compressed to a shorter period. That’s the reason people always have to run to get anywhere in time.
*Why 6? Because I’ve learnt French in school for 6
years
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